treat yo self

A term that originated in popular NBC television show Parks and Recreation, when Tom and Donna two financially self destructive adults that work in the Parks and Rec. Department of Pawnee, Indiana decide to spend an entire day pampering and spoiling themselves. However in the process end up destroying their bank accounts.

"Once a year Donna and I spend a day treating ourselves. What do we treat ourselves to?"
"Clothes"
"Treat Yo Self"
"Fragrances"
"Treat Yo Self"
"Massages"
"Treat Yo Self"
"Mimosas"
"Treat Yo Self"
"Fine leather goods"
"Treat Yo Self"
"THE BEST DAY OF THE YEAR!"

by LiamWisner October 14, 2017

Self Serve Blumpkin

Similar to a Blumpkin except there is no second party involved. The self serve consists of jerking off while taking a dump. The self serve happens much more regularly because you do not have convince a slore to blow you when taking a crap.

Mike muth was on the prowl for a blumpkin but wasn't coming up with a suitable candidate, therefore he had to resort to the classic self serve blumpkin.

by Baller26 May 21, 2008

self-five

To high five yourself, if none of your homies is around to show you some love.

From Scrubs:

Elliot: "...Dr. Kelso's riding me!"
The Todd: "I got next...whazza!? No-one? Self-five! (snaps) For the big dog!"

by PhilipSkovgaard September 4, 2009

self-dx

self-diagnose.
when a person identifies themselves with a disorder (usually a mental or eating disorder).

please seek a professional opinion if you self-diagnose & strongly believe you have the mental illness you self-diagnosed. your self-diagnosis could be correct but you risk causing yourself further mental or emotional harm if you incorrectly diagnose yourself.

person one: i have borderline personality disorder
person two: really? when did you find out?
person one: a few days ago, i self-dx
person two: you should see a professional to make sure you're right. if you're wrong, you'll be treating the wrong problem & might make it worse instead of better!
person one: i'm pretty sure i'm right, but i guess i should make sure!

by GreenFox June 24, 2017

Self Insert

A band, involved in psychotherapy and careful coaxing of reality, located out of central florida

Self Insert takes you to a new level and steals your identity

by wetandstink August 25, 2021

Sefika

A girl that knows it all. She has all the attention and her LIFE is by far amazing and always will be. She's the girl that will have a BRIGHT and SUCCESSFUL future , she has it HER way and doesn't let anything get to her. She's a caring person that CARES about only her family and herself, always has a way to solve things, she has haters, but it's all because of her personality and her looks! She knows how to look good on bad days and knows how to put everything together, she's a styling girl, everyone WANTS to be her. She's an honest most beautiful girl you will ever see. She has a NICE body and always watches her WEIGHT, knows how to stay healthy and will always have EVERYTHING she WANTS and NEEDS. She's sexy and has the MOST gorgeous eyes. She often has BROWN eyes! She's just so perfect that you will have to stare at her and just ADMIRE her. She's the finest! She's SEFIKA!

Megan: She's so pretty, who is she?
Helen: That's Sefika, she's gorgeous I know.
Megan: WOW! I want to become her friend.
Helen: Me Too! Let's go talk to her (:

by AmericanNameDescriber December 6, 2010

Alibi Selfie

A picture taken of yourself, preferably with a recognisable backdrop and timestamp to prove that you are actually where you claim to be.

My girlfriend doesn't trust me and didn't believe that I was at my brother's house this morning... I had to send her an Alibi Selfie.

by G-Kel T-Rib Collab May 10, 2014