an silly looking fellow from north jersey/new york who comes to new jersey coastal towns for summer weekends. generally has no manners and drives expensive cars. usually dresses somewhat like a girl. wears clothes too small for him. goes tanning. gets his eyebrows waxed. wears sneakers/shoes in the summer. has spiked/blown out greasy hair. spends way too much money on self gratification. impossible to miss. litters on the beach. ruins the local coastal area for everyone else. thinks he is better then others. is a nuisance to locals.
"I woke up this morning and there was this seaside tony sleeping on my lawn so I turned the hose on him and he scurried away."
"Look at that seaside tony over there, hes got girls sunglasses on inside and hes drinking a smirnoff ice, what a homo!"
"Look at that seaside tony over there, hes got girls sunglasses on inside and hes drinking a smirnoff ice, what a homo!"
by rvb June 15, 2006
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Person 2: Sounds like a bad case of Sequential Season Syndrome.
Person 3: Who?
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A season in which it is completely legal to hunt, kill, and eat furries. This Season takes place from January 1- July 27.
by Nether Slayer The Word Maker January 30, 2020
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And so it's also the season of regrets, when you finally realized that the heart you broke was your very own. And so now, you're missing his smile..
And so it's also the season of regrets, when you finally realized that the heart you broke was your very own. And so now, you're missing his smile..
'Tis the damn season
"Tis the damn season, right this time." by Taylor Swift. Like the very season of losing someone, of missing someone, and of regretting..
"Tis the damn season, right this time." by Taylor Swift. Like the very season of losing someone, of missing someone, and of regretting..
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The tank top, shorts, flip flops, and often a backwards cap are the standard uniform for the bro. When seen in numbers above 30%, it is officially bro season.
The tank top, shorts, flip flops, and often a backwards cap are the standard uniform for the bro. When seen in numbers above 30%, it is officially bro season.
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