Dead Serious

To be completely serious; not joking.

Suzie: You don't have an ass.
Sally: Stop lying.
Suzie: I'm dead serious.

by BellaW January 4, 2009

Are you serious?

A question asked in disbelief with an extremely sarcastic tone questioning someones actions or statement. It is a way to point out someones stupidity in the form of a question.

total disbelief or dissapointment in how someone did or said something.

Note: it is a very hard inflection that goes up to indicate the question

Hall: i definitely think that girl is hotter than jessica simpson.

Bush: that girl in our science class she's barely average.

Hall: I think she's amazingly gorgeous and makes simpson look ugly?

Bush: Are you serious?

by Randoni April 6, 2009

Are you serious right now?!

An expression uttered subsequent to an unforeseen response; used in a joking sense; can carry a sarcastic tone; usually accompanied by a dramatic step back from the person; although it carries a question mark it doesn't require an answer.

Husband: "Hey sweetie... you in the mood for some lovin?"

Wife: "Are you serious right now?!"

by mello yello October 1, 2009

not that serious

Used when telling someone to calm down. Usually when they are over-reacting.

Chia: My god these fake gucci bags look too fake!! I won't be able to sell these for full price.
Jay: It's not that serious.

by Domexicano March 17, 2005

Why So Serious

1. Let's put a smile on that face!

2. A response to someone acting serious and/or angry.

1. "Do you wanna know how I got these scars? My father was a drinker, and a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it; he turns to me, and he says, 'Why so serious?' He comes at me with the knife, 'Why so serious?' He sticks the blade in my mouth. 'Let's put a smile on that face!' And...Why so serious?"

2. Person 1: "Halo is the best game ever, and everything else sucks! No other game is as good as Halo!"
You: "Why so serious?"
Person 2: "You never do anything right, why do I always have to do things with you!?"
You: "Why so serious?"

by Zes735 October 7, 2008

Serious Swan

(n)

1. The opposite of a "silly goose", some who takes things very seriously.

A: "That comedian was hilarious! I bet off-stage he's a real silly goose."
B: "I've met him a few times, you'll find he's actually quite the serious swan."

by Dr. Genius Ph.D. November 22, 2009

On the serious

A phrase used to declare the serious nature of the statement that the phrase preceeds.

1: I have aids.
2: HAHA! That's funny man!
1: No, on the serious, I have aids.
2: Oh. I hear the only cure is death. On the serious of course.

by SaintZi January 23, 2011