Zimbabwe Election Screwjob

Highly disappointing event wherein the winner of a major election is made to share power with the loser of said election. Thus, "power sharing" ensues. This leads, over time, to the loser and his party marginalizing and screwing-over the actual winner who then must try it all over again during the next election.

Everything was going so well for Morgan until he got hit with a Zimbabwe Election Screwjob. On the bright side, he won the popular vote.

by Saiga12 May 4, 2011

Screwball

1: A fool; and idiot; someone who is crazy

2: A type of baseball pitch

1: Man, he's a nice guy but he's such a screwball sometimes.

2: Woah, did you see that screwball?!

by zeemeister May 14, 2011

screw up

someone who messes up consistently

Your failing, Jimmy?! I swear it, you're gettin to be a screw up.

by Nicole February 16, 2004

screwed six ways till sunday

When things are messed up in every possible way, it is screwed six ways till Sunday. Even on Sunday, you might not find relief.

Man, Jake told Michelle he saw her fiance's profile and picture on adultfreindfinder.com. Jeff is screwed six ways till Sunday. She's going to lop off his balls.

by Carl Otto January 1, 2008

Screwed and Chopped

Hip-Hop that is slowed down to 85%-90% of its original speed, then "chopped up" by repeating certain words or phrases in the song. Screwed is slowing down the song. Chopped is giving the song the scratched-cd effect. Created in Houston, TX by DJ Screw. RIP DJ SCREW

A. "Did you hear that track by Z-Ro and Trae called 'My Momma'"
B. "Yea, mayn! That song is chill Screwed and Chopped"
A. "Listen to it when you're throwed"
B. "RIP DJ Screw"

by Peoples Champ May 25, 2006

screwed

a more subtle substitute for the word "fucked"

1. describes someone who just had sex

2. the position that is a result of a problem or bad situation that seems impossible to solve/get out of

1. "Dude, I think Sean screwed her last night."

2. "We have our exam TODAY?! Dammit, I'm so SCREWED!"

by ? March 9, 2003

manchester screwdriver

A hammer, when used as an alternative method of inserting screws, often as a last resort. Named after the city of Manchester, UK.

"It's cross-threaded... hand me a Manchester screwdriver, will you?"

by i'mbatman July 14, 2006