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Stuart Baggs

This could mean one or all of several things:

1. The Brand
2. A big fish in a small pond (this is debatable, there are some who would question that he is even a fish)
3. Posessor of a field of one trick ponies

You should also be aware that he has a certain type of charisma, he is definately alive and that everything he touches turns to sold.
Stuart Baggs: I’m not a one-trick pony, I’m not a 10-trick pony, I’m a whole field of ponies – waiting to literally run towards this.

^man speaks the truth... or total bullshit - yeah, that's the one.
by can'treallytalk January 17, 2011
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Stuart

When villagers in the Tibetan mountains found the dismembered limbs of their children littering the pathway to the summit, they knew only one animal could have been responsible.

Stuarts, a solitary, reclusive animal, are notoriously volatile, and should never be approached.

When not ripping children apart, they can be observed foraging in the shrubbery for their ancestory.

In order to prevent further attacks from Stuarts, the UN forces frequently drop air aid boxes of Pukka Pies and Bacardi rum near to their caves. The excessively hairy Stuarts are often spotted by mountaineering groups, eating voraciously.
"Why don't you learn some table manners? You're behaving like a Stuart".
by MValentine October 17, 2008
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Squarters is a game similar to the popular "Quarters" drinking game, but rather the quarter is held between your ass cheeks and you squat in an attempt to have the quarter land in a certain place, usually into a shotglass (or cup) on that table.
This quarter stinks like ass - someone must've been using it to play squarters.
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M5 Stuart

The upgraded variant of the M3 Stuart. Howerver, its 37 mm cannon was crappy against the newer german tanks it encountered in WW2 Europe. It's armor was also weak making it easy to hit, but fought against the Japanese well in the Pacific.
Tank Commander: God damn it! Another fucking ricochet on that PzIV.
Gunner: This M5 Stuart sucks ass.
*tank gets hit and explodes*
by Kim Jong II April 17, 2013
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Stuart Broad

He plays cricket for England. And is also one of the most beautiful men in the world.
Person 1 - Do you want to come and watch the cricket match tomorrow?
Person 2 - Only if Stuart Broad is playing - hes gorgeous!
by MongooseBroad23 April 16, 2009
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dirty stuart

The Dirty Stuart is when you funnel dirty bong water up your anus and shart it all over a pregnant woman
Yo James gave Tina a massive dirty Dirty Stuart last week.. the cunt still smells like bong water
by Madmouth97 April 1, 2020
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stuart townsend

start townsend is a beautiful actor!!he got famous with the movie queen of the damned!!he plays the part of lestat de lioncourt
there comes a time for every vampire....when the idea of eternity becomes momentarily...unbearible...living in the shadows....feeding in the darkness..with only your own company to keep.........
anne rice rocks
by akasha November 1, 2004
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