The act of scrolling through your Facebook newsfeed whilst pooping. This is different from tooping as the perpetrator is not necessarily making direct contact with another person and is just filling the time instead.
"Why are you taking so long? I need to use the shower!"
"Sorry I was just scrooping. I'll be out in a second."
"Sorry I was just scrooping. I'll be out in a second."
by woobleydoobley0_0 November 29, 2014
Get the scrooping mug.“I thought Jeff and Kevin would get a room, but they had so many Lemon Drops that they wound up scrooning on Grammy’s old couch. The creaking was insidious. Who buys a pleather couch?”
by LMasters May 30, 2018
Get the Scrooning mug.When dogs or cats slide their butt along the floor because they have poop stuck that they can’t get off or other difficulty
Pete was boot scooting down the hallway again; time to take him to the vet to get his anal glands expressed.
by Rythaen June 21, 2021
Get the boot scooting mug.Last night I was scooting her ass.
by Schinkle April 9, 2017
Get the scooting mug.The combination of the words school and dating. Schooting is when a relationship happenes but they only do stuff in school. They do not hang out outside of school.
by Livluv January 2, 2015
Get the Schooting mug.To act in an aimless, random, and desultory way. To make rash and stupid decisions for a comic effect. To neglect one's duties while acting in a retarded manner.
Similar phrases: "goofing off", "jackin' around", "horse-playing", and "messin' around".
Similar phrases: "goofing off", "jackin' around", "horse-playing", and "messin' around".
1."I heard Scott drove into a pole the other day."
"How'd he manage to do that?"
"Well, he was just scootin' around."
2."How'd you catch your pubic hair on fire?"
"Scootin' around."
3."I heard Kevin drove on the wrong side of Richmond Road."
"Just scootin' around I guess?"
"No, he's just a complete idiot."
"How'd he manage to do that?"
"Well, he was just scootin' around."
2."How'd you catch your pubic hair on fire?"
"Scootin' around."
3."I heard Kevin drove on the wrong side of Richmond Road."
"Just scootin' around I guess?"
"No, he's just a complete idiot."
by Scootastic May 20, 2007
Get the scootin' around mug.His wife wanted to but a Miata, but after he scrotinized and found out who drives Miatas, he wouldn't let her do it.
by It takes balls to go by "Dick" July 7, 2010
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