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scrambled eggs 

Spitting thouroughly on the vagina, so it looks foamy, then "tinkling" into the spit to make it yellowish. OR, eating out using so much saliva while she urinates, so that a thick yellowish foam develops on her vagina. Hard scrambled eggs is when after making the yellowish foamy substance ontop of the vagina, he drives himself into her, usually either missionary style or with her on top.
My friend got tired of eating so much tossed salad, he and his girlfriend got adventurous and had some soft scrambled eggs.
scrambled eggs by Dell Dimen January 16, 2007

Scrambled Egg 

The act of abortion through use of male genatalia.
Leroy gave Sally a scrambled egg while Johnny was at work.
Scrambled Egg by Wrong turner September 13, 2009

scrambled egg 

When a chick is polishing a dude's knob and he jizzes in her ear, and then he rubs it profusely up and down.
Matt gave Kiera a nasty scrambled egg, and then she shit on his face.
scrambled egg by Shakira Jones April 16, 2006

scrambled egg face 

An offence where one has a severe case of acne
Oi, don't call Kevin scrambled egg face
scrambled egg face by Lister March 17, 2003

Scrambled Eggs 

The wrinkled, fried appearance of a chick's nipples after she has been tanning a lot.
"Man, that chick has a nice rack and a great tan."
"Nah, the fake-and-bake gave her scrambled eggs."
Scrambled Eggs by Pimp Jude December 13, 2008

scrambled egg 

for one to puke egg like quantites from the mouth from drinking alcoholic beverages!
SCRAMMBBBLLLEEEE EEEGGGGGGGGGGG
in other words scrambled egg
scrambled egg by leftie!! March 27, 2009