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The wrinkled, fried appearance of a chick's nipples after she has been tanning a lot.
"Man, I'd love to see her topless!"
"No way dude, the fake-n-bake gave her scrambled eggs."
by Pimp Jude January 18, 2007

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The wrinkled, fried appearance of a chick's nipples after she has been tanning a lot.
"Man, that chick has a nice rack and a great tan."
"Nah, the fake-and-bake gave her scrambled eggs."
by Pimp Jude January 10, 2007

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