schlongzilla

Almighty ruler of the schlongbeast, one who wields it with a vengeance.

With the schlongbeast in hand, Schlongzilla came charging in to settle the score. The dirty goat bitches, serviced on a daily basis, stood no match as Schlongzilla unleashed the fury of the schlongbeast.

by Schlongzilla October 19, 2004

Shlong

What you say when you see a dick so well hung, you condense the phrase "Shit that's long" to shlong.

I had one NICE ride on that shlong.

by anstsabvrhsn February 23, 2010

shlong

a shlong is a long penis that appeals to everyone. a nice shlong is 13+ inches. It seduces anyone and everyone in a 5km radius. shlongs are very rare so when u see one, let it touch you. Caress it. Enjoy it while it lasts.

mike- hey jim i heard you have a shlong
jim- yeah u wanna see?
mike- yeah
jim *shows shlong*
mike- instantly falls in love

by monet is that bitch June 28, 2020

Schlongitarian

A person who's diet consist of 100% penis...

All of Justin Hartman's friends are schlongitarians!

by Z-Mayo June 7, 2009

Schlong Dog

A person who has a fairly large penis.

Person 1: Hey, look at the size of my penis!

Person 2: Woah, put it away you Schlong Dog.

by Ulanbaataar123 October 6, 2009

schlong pot

A stovetop container used for cooking your favorite Polish kielbasa.

Honey,do you know where the schlong pot is?

by Rod McLaren January 18, 2017

Schlongmlonggnomitile

A word used to describe a sack of shit. Example: Fortnite Campers, Twitch streamers , and others.
Pronounced Schlong-Milong-gnom-itile. It can also be used as a word for a humongous dickerino, a massive cockadoodledoo, a ginormous weinerdog, a mega sized family pack of Schlongs, or a double gangbangerinodickaliciouscockadiddlemebootayneenerweener.

Fuck off you little schlongmlonggnomitile. I fucking hate you, or, You have a huge schlongmlonggnomitile.

by Little-Idiot December 30, 2018