by Feenie Feen May 16, 2012
The dirty goat is the act of placing ones cock and balls in between your legs, pressing you’re legs together tightly, and suddenly exposing your ass cock and balls all at once therefor giving someone the dirty goat
Kevin: (exposes his dirty goat)
Alex: “Oh what the fuck Kevin!”
Bill: “kevin just gave you the dirty goat.”
Alex: “Oh what the fuck Kevin!”
Bill: “kevin just gave you the dirty goat.”
by The motherfucker February 27, 2019
When a man desires his partner sit on his face after a bowl movement, and cleanse their area with his beard.
He wallowed in the dirty goat she had given him as her thick fecal matter permeated his gray goatee painting it a rich brown masterpiece.
by Synaptic4Play March 21, 2021