Schlongzilla's definitions

schlongzilla

Almighty ruler of the schlongbeast, one who wields it with a vengeance.

With the schlongbeast in hand, Schlongzilla came charging in to settle the score. The dirty goat bitches, serviced on a daily basis, stood no match as Schlongzilla unleashed the fury of the schlongbeast.

by Schlongzilla October 19, 2004

hymen hole

Port of entry. Tariffs and embargos may exist in the form of wining and dining.

Aye ye land lubbers. This is your captain speaking. We've spotted a large hymen hole on the horizon. Prepare to dock and unload the goods.

by schlongzilla August 26, 2005