hymen hole

Port of entry. Tariffs and embargos may exist in the form of wining and dining.

Aye ye land lubbers. This is your captain speaking. We've spotted a large hymen hole on the horizon. Prepare to dock and unload the goods.

by schlongzilla August 26, 2005

schlongzilla

Almighty ruler of the schlongbeast, one who wields it with a vengeance.

With the schlongbeast in hand, Schlongzilla came charging in to settle the score. The dirty goat bitches, serviced on a daily basis, stood no match as Schlongzilla unleashed the fury of the schlongbeast.

by Schlongzilla October 19, 2004