scoff

To steal/rip off something not of your ownership.

"Remember when you scoffed that sleeping bag from the campers village?"
"Shhhh. No one knows"

by rustyhookj April 15, 2004

Scoffs

Quick meal

Similiar to just scoff but able to say "going for scoffs" which means having a quick meal.

by John Hosie November 2, 2008

sclof

Subconscious Layer of Filth - Yuck feeling

After being high and drunk for three days, you wake up the next day and no matter how hard you scrub, you can't get the SCLOF off.

by Stoops October 4, 2006

Scofffuck

A noun
A person who eats in larger amounts than is needed, noisily, or greedily, especially when in polite company, when gluttonous behaviour is inappropriate.
Related to burpfuck and slurpfuck

Timmy we're having dinner with the Queen stop hogging all the food.
I was born a scofffuck and I will die a scofffuck.

by PomPoko October 18, 2008

SCOFF Browsers

Safari, Chrome, Opera, and Firefox. Used to collectively refer to all the major non-Internet-Explorer browsers.

Microsoft's Internet Explorer has been losing marketshare to the SCOFF browsers despite recent efforts to provide improved standards compliance.

by phredsphrend December 4, 2010

sloffin

when you're so high you feel like you are a sloth and dolphin combination.

Dude I smoked like 3 bowls and I was totally sloffin

by chunkdurty September 8, 2012

Sloffelness

So disgusting a bum wouldn't even take a shit there.

Jesus H what kind of shit hole do you live in. Clean this up, I'm not gonna tolerate this sloffelness.

by Cockamamie July 5, 2017