seminary simps

boys who participate in an early morning class called seminary in which they act like simps for the girls. They will all actively deny their simp-ness while continuing to perform simplike behaviors.

Chad: woah did you see all those boys being a mega simp?
Analise: yeah those are my friends, they're seminary simps

by yayayeeticus March 6, 2020

The OJ Simpson

A sexual act that takes place, where a male with a black glove fingers an underaged girl during her period. When the bloody glove is used as evidence in court, the defendant pleads innocent and pretends the glove doesn't fit him.

Aw shit, so that girl WASN'T 18? I might have to pull the OJ Simpson on my court date.

by Chuck D and Swan October 31, 2009

bartholomew jinkens simpson jr. III of united kingdom (consisting) of great britain and northern ireland

a based individual

Bartholomew jinkens simpson jr. III of united kingdom (consisting) of great britain and northern ireland is bisexual.

by melonboiReal March 4, 2023

Jessica Simpson Syndrome

The ailment of being very, very, dumb. Charecterised by random outbursts of an obsurd nature. Some signs may include but are not limited to the following

"Is Peanut Butter Dairy?"
"I always that an autobiography had to do with cars"
"Omg, Earthquake (Picks up cellphone)"

Omg, that gurl tottaly has jessica simpson syndrome, Poor michael.

by Michael F. January 31, 2005

homer simpson

1. Mr. Plow.
2. The Pie Man.
3. Max Power.
4. Guy Incognito's lookalike.
5. Homer Thompson.

'Hello there, may I trouble you for a dr-ink?'
'Give it up, Homer. We know it's you.'
'Homer, who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito.'
*Crash, bang! Oh, eeagh, waah! *thump.*
'*gasp.. This man is my exact double! *bigger gasp! That dog has a puffy tail! Hehehee, here, Puff! Here, Puff!'

Homer Simpson is my God.

by All yor base r belong to us April 8, 2006

The Simpsons

The Best Show EVER! Nuff' said.

The Simpsons has been on longer than almost any other show in history, and they're still the shiznit!

by G-Union May 19, 2003

Bart Simpson

The closest thing to a man that Mrs Krabappel has.

And that's so depressing she thinks she's gonna cry

by gracie April 27, 2005