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Scientician

An authoritative individual of questionable medical, scientific and/or scholastic merit.
Although Skin Failure is not a condition recognized by any "legitimate" medical association, many scienticians believe it to be a leading cause of death among the elderly.
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computer science

The study of making porn more readily available, to make it easier and faster to download, and to make what you're looking for easier to find.
by MoonKnight November 18, 2002
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Nigger Science

The science that negroes used when they were invented in 1945 in order to time travel back in time and become slaves. This was done in order to make themselves oppressed, so that other races would have to feel sorry for them in the future.
Those blacks and their nigger science!
by woahdudescience September 18, 2018
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the sweet science

another name for the greatest sport of all time, boxing.
there is nothing in this world that will test a man more than 15 rounds of the sweet science.
by Mandelas Discple October 7, 2007
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science the shit out of it

Survival technique through the use of scientific problem solving, one problem at a time to increase the chances of surviving a life threatening circumstance. Takes emotion and blame out of the equation.
I am not going to die due to my life threatening circumstance. I will need to science the shit out of it to survive.
by Survivetheperfectstorm June 5, 2018
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redneck science

redneck science is different from chemical reactions, it is a form of making something awesome occur without any knowledge of science or chemical reactions.
Billy bob and Jimmy john mixed mento's and soda. Thats NOT a chemical reaction, its redneck science.
by evil kniewel May 16, 2010
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bronx science

school more prestigious and well known than most colleges. students seem normal until you compare them to kids from different schools and realize they're just weird.

they will merge mainstream slang & words like "like" w/ SAT words and are kind of hard to understand if you arent one of them but waay cool.

most of the girls are goodlooking, and aren't exactlty "nerds" but most get good grades.

equal ratio of extremly hot guys to guys so ugly you can't even look at them.

science kids can be easily identified by other sciencites, even if they've never seen each other.
"Omg! I was at like the Bronx Science against Clinton basketball game & a guy from clinton missed when he threw the ball while standing on the parabola that's on the court."

"yo I'm so pissed. I broke my new TI 84 silver addition running from a seagull on campus today"
by janie B January 15, 2007
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