schweef

a shart explled through the vagina; thus the combination of a shart and queef

Mexican food gives Debbie the schweefs.

by Me-Bitch December 9, 2008

scheem bag

A very scheemy-ish person. Someone who is cheap, is a dirt bag, and scandelous. Also known as:

a scoundrell

a slime bag

a scandelous wench

a certain someone named Brandy

a trophy wife

Scheem Bag: Hey, Chanaynay... I'm likin' those shoes... Could I borrow dem?...

Chanaynay: No, Scheem Bag! You'll just steal them, you scandal!

Scheem Bag: Okay, Chanaynay... I'm likin' that shirt...

Chanaynay: Where's my watch, you theif?!?!

by spaghettieater February 5, 2010

schweezle

Upon getting your dick sucked by a man or a woman, you press down on his or her's head causing him or her to vomit all over your cock.

While blowing my dad off, he was so excited he shoved my head so hard on his cock causing me to throw up my mom's homemade meat loaf. the best schweezle i have ever given.

by small dick rick November 6, 2007

Schwee

1. Unspecified material.

2. Household or personal articles considered as a group.

You can put that schwee over there...

What's all of that schwee in your pocket?

by JustAskDana August 26, 2007

Schween

A noun that can be used in a negative context when you overuse 'dick' 'jackass' or the 1983 'geek'.

Take your cock out of the toaster! You're such a schween

by josh November 16, 2003

schwee

The male genital organ i.e. the penis.

Zip up your fly, your schwee is hanging out.

by schweedom December 10, 2006

Schweemie

a character that you really really like and want to squish like a stressball, This character can also live in your mind and boing around like the DVD screensaver thingie (hope it hits the corner)

"I love Beowulf from Skullgirls! He's my schweemie fr. I just wanna EEURGHHHH SQUISH HIM!!!"

by Smuckersplays16 December 15, 2022