schmattered

- adj.

high intoxicatted, usually when someone is very drunk and also under the influence of sweet maryjane.

Some smokin' hot bitch - "Harrison, you looked pretty schmattered last night!"
Xue - "No! What are you talking about?"
Hot bitch - "I saw that picture on your legendary facebook group. You were passed out with a empty handle of vodka!"
Xue - "It was posed I swear!"
Hot bitch - "Bullshit, let's makeout."
Xue - "Hey wait a minute, do you take AP Chem?"
Hot bitch - "No. What the hell are you talking about Harrison, please take my goddamn shirt off!"
Xue - "No. Abstinence."

by bamnig April 25, 2007

Schwabengee

Pronunced "schwa - beng -gee", a term for marijuana coined by Tom Jorgensen in 2005.

Got any schwabengee?

by Hoshi Matamuro March 22, 2009

Schwabbin

When you are so intoxicated that you see in half cartoon half real life, like in Charles Schwabb T.V. commercials.

"Yo man, I was schwabbin like crazy last night."

"Im Schwabbin balls right now brosef... are you real?"

by Gordron F. Man May 27, 2009

Schwabing Canaring Garber

1.To be aweless, relentless, dauntless, valiant, and audacious.
2.Also means that you're "sick wit itt" and throw mad variations into it.
3.Also, can consist of a group of three people: Schwaber, Canarer, Garber.

Three guys (random names) are schwabing canaring garber's. And if you ain't shitting then get off the pot...

by Dwangerrr July 11, 2011

Schwabbelinski

The word is a synonym for tummy. The specific sort of tummy, that characteristically has more fat (or Schwabbel) than muscel. It doesn't have to be a really really fat tummy. even very thin people lacking muscle can have one

" Oh my god I had so much food, my poor old schwabbelinski will grow even bigger!"

by rangalonski September 11, 2011

Schwa

A penis, it can be any size :)

"Hypothetically, if we locked eyes in a car park, and I grew so much I obstructed your vision with my schwa, would you look?"

by jasper3209 March 21, 2023

Schatzki Ring

Schatzki Ring - A Schatzki's ring is a ring of tissue that forms inside the esophagus, the tube that carries food & liquid to your stomach. This ring makes the esophagus narrow in one area, close to where it meets the stomach. It can make it hard to swallow (dysphagia) . You may feel like food gets stuck in your esophagus.

Schatzki Ring is a deformmaity in your esophagus ( tube in your throat )

Schatzki–Gary ring is also a another name for it

Patients with Schatzki rings can develop intermittent difficulty swallowing or, more seriously, a completely blocked esophagus. The ring is named after the German-American physician Richard Schatzk

by Blu_leef July 27, 2023