Schwag Bag

A form of plastic bag frequently used for the sale of cheap marijuana. Characterized by the lack of a Ziploc-style seal, the closing of these bags involves licking. Often seen scattered sporadically in the homes of marijuana-smoking individuals.

"This schwag bag is filled with some ugly ass seeds, looks like you got some of that Bobby Brown"

by dr jackson September 14, 2009

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schwag

cool or awesome cool and sweet skittles with sprinkles on top!
also can be used in a bad way by calling somebody a schwag-bag!

good way:
*annika: dude, i have this uber cool danish!
*courtney: no, the uber schwag danish..of doom
bad way:
*courtney: wats up
*sum asshole: go fuck urself
*courtney: ur such a schwag bag!!!!!

by courtie December 3, 2004

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schwag pussy

The most basic type of pussy you can get, easily found (bars, craigslist, the dessert section, buffets, etc.) Can't get pussy that's worse, unless you pay discount prices in the bad part of town. If it burns when you pee or your crotch itches, you probably had schwag pussy. Pussy you don't brag about.

Friend 1: Just go talk to that girl at the bar.
Friend 2: You go talk to her, that's schwag pussy. I don't smoke schwag weed, I don't fuck schwag pussy.

by Khalfrodo February 7, 2015

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schwag coma

1.The state of mind after smoking WAY to much schwag.

john has been looking at the tv for six hours. oh he must be in a schwag coma

by dixen nit December 5, 2009

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Schwag Muck

Noun. Anything gross, disgusting or unwanted.

Build-up on or around toilets, drains, or mouths, Pond scum, caked on food, crusty excess, or corrosion. "I am so disgusted at the schwag muck that is around the toilet bowl". "I refuse to stick my hand in that scwag muck!"

by Staci Rogert, *"PINKIE"* February 3, 2013

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