by EManning Blue October 11, 2011
Get the Schromo mug.A non-offensive synonym for retarded, stupid, or dumb. Can also mean very drunk. Originated at Villanova University by E. Boling.
I got a $4 haircut from some guy outside the bodega & now I look schmumblarded.
What you say to a friend upon seeing a girl with huge boobs: “are those girls boobs literally schmumblarded or what”
Dude, after the 14th jägerbomb I was completely schmumblarded.
What you say to a friend upon seeing a girl with huge boobs: “are those girls boobs literally schmumblarded or what”
Dude, after the 14th jägerbomb I was completely schmumblarded.
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by MrSuperSoaker November 8, 2019
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Get the schtumpy mug.Not to be confused with the common sea crustacean, a shrimp.
Schrimmpos are characterised by wearing blazers, scarves and handkerchiefs - all are distinct features that differentiate a Schrimmpo to a sea cockroach. Schrimmpos can be found in any moist habitat; all oceans —in shallow and deep water—and especially in the warm depths of Latin America. Their food consists strictly of small plants and animals - specifically fishy smelling nutrition.
Apart from being a highly dirty and tame creature, Schrimmpos are notorious for their mating customs. Similar to a shrimp, a Schrimmpo's average size is about 4 to 8 cm (1.5 to 3 inches). Due to this, a Schrimmpo cannot mate with every fish in the sea, having to settle for smaller targets. However, this does not deter a Schrimmpo. After the Bonobo Monkey, a Schrimmpo is the second most sexually active creature on this planet.
Schrimmpos are characterised by wearing blazers, scarves and handkerchiefs - all are distinct features that differentiate a Schrimmpo to a sea cockroach. Schrimmpos can be found in any moist habitat; all oceans —in shallow and deep water—and especially in the warm depths of Latin America. Their food consists strictly of small plants and animals - specifically fishy smelling nutrition.
Apart from being a highly dirty and tame creature, Schrimmpos are notorious for their mating customs. Similar to a shrimp, a Schrimmpo's average size is about 4 to 8 cm (1.5 to 3 inches). Due to this, a Schrimmpo cannot mate with every fish in the sea, having to settle for smaller targets. However, this does not deter a Schrimmpo. After the Bonobo Monkey, a Schrimmpo is the second most sexually active creature on this planet.
Anne: "is that a wild Sea Cockroach!??"
Stephany *Sighs*: "No, thats just a Schrimmpo, you can tell by how small it is"
Stephany *Sighs*: "No, thats just a Schrimmpo, you can tell by how small it is"
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Person 1: What did use my snot for yesterday?
Person 2: I used it to schlum all over me
Person 1: What did use my snot for yesterday?
Person 2: I used it to schlum all over me
by The_Schlum_Overlord September 16, 2023
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Dwight Schrute: My father's name was Dwight Schrute. My grandfather's name was Dwight Schrute. His father's name, Dwide Schrude."
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