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Schromo

To lose a game you were winning because of the terrible play of a fellow teammate.
I got the buyer on the hook, but if you call him back right away or you'll schromo the sale.
by EManning Blue October 11, 2011
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Schmumblarded

A non-offensive synonym for retarded, stupid, or dumb. Can also mean very drunk. Originated at Villanova University by E. Boling.
I got a $4 haircut from some guy outside the bodega & now I look schmumblarded.

What you say to a friend upon seeing a girl with huge boobs: “are those girls boobs literally schmumblarded or what”

Dude, after the 14th jägerbomb I was completely schmumblarded.
by a.eglin June 12, 2019
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Schmump

A broski that refuses to go to ur birthday because he needs to play fortnite.
Ethan is such a fucking schmump!
by MrSuperSoaker November 8, 2019
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schtumpy

Term used to describe a shiitake mushroom log. Typically used by boomers.
I’m having trouble keeping my schtumpy moist. Any tips?”
by Grecokurd January 10, 2022
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Schrimmpo

Not to be confused with the common sea crustacean, a shrimp.

Schrimmpos are characterised by wearing blazers, scarves and handkerchiefs - all are distinct features that differentiate a Schrimmpo to a sea cockroach. Schrimmpos can be found in any moist habitat; all oceans —in shallow and deep water—and especially in the warm depths of Latin America. Their food consists strictly of small plants and animals - specifically fishy smelling nutrition.

Apart from being a highly dirty and tame creature, Schrimmpos are notorious for their mating customs. Similar to a shrimp, a Schrimmpo's average size is about 4 to 8 cm (1.5 to 3 inches). Due to this, a Schrimmpo cannot mate with every fish in the sea, having to settle for smaller targets. However, this does not deter a Schrimmpo. After the Bonobo Monkey, a Schrimmpo is the second most sexually active creature on this planet.
Anne: "is that a wild Sea Cockroach!??"

Stephany *Sighs*: "No, thats just a Schrimmpo, you can tell by how small it is"
by Ilikecamels December 13, 2021
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Schlumming

When having an orgasm by using snot as a lubricant.
I am schlumming

Person 1: What did use my snot for yesterday?
Person 2: I used it to schlum all over me
by The_Schlum_Overlord September 16, 2023
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Dwide Schrude

Paternal great-grandfather of paper salesman Dwight Schrute. All we know about Dwide Schrude is that he was Amish and had a son, grandson and great-grandson who were all named Dwight Schrute.
Dwight Schrute: My father's name was Dwight Schrute. My grandfather's name was Dwight Schrute. His father's name, Dwide Schrude."
by Knew too much help October 10, 2020
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