schnarf

someone who farts in the bath tub and bites at the bubbles.

That dude is so weird. He's probably a schnarf.

by bubbadave August 26, 2005

schnigen schnargen dargen

an insult meaning:
son of a goat lover with Hepatitis C

Kevin, the biggest, fattest, and worst schnigen schnargen dargen in the world, plays drums on his massive roles of gay fat.

by WTP? December 3, 2006

schnare

a person who uses sandwich bags to masterbate

harris schnared a couch today

by kcough May 3, 2006

schnapple

A nap, siesta, snooze, or kip

I could really do with a schnapple, yawn.

by Capitan Miserablé September 20, 2007

Schnarf

Adj: A descriptive expression relating to the extreme snugglyness, cuddlyness, or comfortableness of something animate or inanimate. V: To snuggle, cuddle, or become comfortable with something/somebody in an extreme manner.

Adj: "Baby, you look so schnarfable wrapped up in that fuzzy ol' blanket!"
N: "Hey little lady, what do you say we head to the bedroom to schnarf it up for the evening?"

by rhythmicfarts December 24, 2014

Shnarfle/Shnarfeling

When a dog digs his face into something, while snuffling.

Man 1: haha! What is your dog doing to that blanket?!
Man 2: ehh.. He's Shnarfle/Shnarfeling

by WordSlingah April 27, 2015

Schnacklet

Any kind of food which one eats when one is feeling the beginnings of hunger. often on the smaller end of the size scale, but what it lacks in quantity, it makes up for in quantity. usually leaves the consumer feeling peacefully full after ingestion. however, if one is "starving" one shcnacklet will not be enough to satisfy them. a combination of several schnacklets is required. when you eat a schnacklet, you are considered to be having a schnack.

#1: I'm hungry!
#2: why don't you go get yourself a schnacklet?

#3: shall I get you anything to eat?
#4: no thanks, I picked up a schnacklet on the way home.

by CheezusRiced06 January 23, 2011