schmunk

Schmunk: a person who is at times stupid but is also very funny. With the last name given to a girl she would be drop dead gorgeous and all of the boys would be in love with her. She would most likely be clueless that they like her. With the last name given to a boy he would be not the best looking but also funny. He would most likely only like one girl that is way out of his league but a guy can try right.

Guy one: Dammm that Schmunk girl is looking fine as hell today
Guy two: I know right

For a boy

Girl one: omg that Schmunk boy is ugly but oh so funny

by Billy goat 🐐🐐 November 18, 2018

Schminky

feeling like a schmink, bummish, lazy, and/or rude,

How schminky is she? Sitting in her PJs infront of the computer at 3pm!

It's kind of schminky to skip your own brother's graduation.

by Karen Guralnick June 13, 2005

Schmucky McSchmuck

a dumbass cracka who acts all entitled and shit.

Schmucky McSchmuck walked in 10 minutes after the reception was over and demanded the half eaten cheese rind.

by heart ass December 3, 2004

Schmucky the Cat

Schmucky the Cat created Earth, the universe, and everything else Last Thursday, as taught in Last Thursdayism. Everything we remember seeing, hearing, doing, etc. is just an illusion created by Schmucky to fool us into thinking we have a past. It is not fully understood why Schmucky did this, but it is possible that he did not want us to know of his existence.

Excerpt from the first chapter of the first book of The Holy Chronicles of Schmucky:

1. Last Thursday, the almighty Schmucky the Cat didst create all things. 2. And after he didst so, he looked upon his creation and said, “Hey, I did a pretty good job!”

by Gammastar April 30, 2008

schmuckey MCduckey

an author of the most important words from LCWS and LCWHS, whurd

i other words anythang you see on urbandictionary from schmuckey MCduckey is straight outa vermont yo.
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by schmuckey MCduckey February 9, 2005

Schminky

A girl with schmink is schminky.

She's definitely schminky.

by spencer February 1, 2003

schmucky

noun ~ someone who sincerely needs to fuck up.

<Virtuoso> CAN I INTEREST YOU IN SOME OF MY FINEST QUALITY KEFGHENISTANNY RUGS, OR HOW ABOUT A NICE WARM GLASS OF SHUT THE FUCK UP.

by Anonymous March 26, 2003