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schmooey

A more enjoyable name for the vagina.
I'd really like to lick her schmooey.
by Chi Town Po Po October 28, 2007
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schmooze

To cuddle and/or act in an intimately affectionate manner toward one's companion.

Note: Term does not necessarily denote any sexual inuendo and/or intent.
They were sitting on the couch, schmoozing all afternoon.
by Rali August 21, 2005
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Schmoopee

How a spouse refers to the better half with love and affection.
My schmoopee is the best man in the world.
by tntbrowne August 19, 2009
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schmooze

to schmooze: (v) commonly refers to any act by a guy in the attempt to get a girl to adore him in a romantic way.

When it is positive this mean spending hours on the phone with,
writing love poems to,
asking her parents for their consent,
and bringing dark roses to..

When it its negative this means ditching classes to hang out with, and the occasional stalking.

Schmoozing is the art of the guy, girls may not schmooze unless they are lesbians.

To succesfully schmooze one must be solely concerned with desires of the girl.
Schmoozing SHOULD NOT be used for more then several months at a time.

NNOOTTEE!! SIDEFFECTS!! Effects on the male psyche from overly long usage will be disastrous and

may register as these symptons: whipped boyfriend, bitch-assness, need for viagra at age 20, disregard for bros before hoes rule and other unpleasant things
John likes to schmooze Amber. When he is schmoozing her he becomes incoherent to outside influence,

and is focusing similar to the way an olympic runner does before a race.
by J LA FRENCH April 8, 2010
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Schmokes

1. Hilarious word used by the 1950s greasers and even some under-educated contemporaries in a failed bid to use diversity when describing a cigarette.
1. Hey fellas', let's light up a schmoke!

2. Oi blad your sister gonna get us any schmokes?
by Definitely not McGee October 17, 2008
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Schmooter

" Kelly your a schmooter"
by jonitahns smith October 21, 2010
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schmooze

Person who can get out of a ticket at least 75% of the time.
Man, Brett Wiggins isn't a schmooze, he couldn't train to become a schmooze if his life depended on it.
by RoJoSoSlow December 7, 2003
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