schmooseoisie

The in-crowd of art groupies that hangs around gallery openings.

To qualify, you must be polished, primped and sufficiently flexuous to do a bit of iPhone texting while holding a conversation, a glass of organic wine, a plate of organic snacks, and a camera - and, at the same time, indulging in some serious shoulder-surfing to check if there's someone further up the social ladder you haven't yet air-kissed, dahling.

The schmooseoisie was out in force at Erin's opening.

by mum61e August 1, 2012

Schloofendonger

When two furries have sex with squirrels (furry Whores)

Look at those 2 repulsive Schloofendongers over there.

by I_Have_An_Extremely_Large_PP September 17, 2019

Schmoobey

It’s not really a word it’s more of a lifestyle used when you are happy about something or how you feel

Bro that church service was awesome some would say it was “ Schmoobey”

by AbsoluteDogWater January 2, 2022

Schmodder

A fool…. an idiot… same may say “a cock”.

When you call someone a Schmodder, it means they’re useless pricks.

Jeffery just dropped a tray of tequila shooters…. We all called him a Schmodder!

by Hog hog December 29, 2022

Schmoof

Obtains any meaning that the user chooses. Definitions can be implied by context, usage, and tone of voice.

"I totally schmoofed you in Halo."

"Man, my dad is such a schmoof."

"I'm positive that Shawn and her schmoofed after the concert. I heard them in the other room."

by Matt Gaskins May 28, 2008

schmooey

A more enjoyable name for the vagina.

I'd really like to lick her schmooey.

by Chi Town Po Po October 28, 2007

schmooze

To cuddle and/or act in an intimately affectionate manner toward one's companion.

Note: Term does not necessarily denote any sexual inuendo and/or intent.

They were sitting on the couch, schmoozing all afternoon.

by Rali August 21, 2005