The pointless evening pursuit of kissing important butts to better ones employment prospects.
Networking, not for the purpose of work, but for the purpose of being seen by people you think are more important than yourself (but who are in fact schmoozing themselves through fear of being dropped by some important clique).
Networking, not for the purpose of work, but for the purpose of being seen by people you think are more important than yourself (but who are in fact schmoozing themselves through fear of being dropped by some important clique).
"Instead of having an orgy and enjoying it, you must come to the boring project dinner and do some schmoozing with Mr X and Mr Y as it's important they know who you are"
by Dr R Swank January 27, 2009
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Hayley: "So, how'd the big night turn out?"
Roger: "It was... there's no word to describe it. Schmooblydong? That's not it, but it's close. Let--let me try and put it in terms you can understand. Imagine being high at a Rusted Root concert while two dudes take you on in a sun-baked porta-john."
Hayley: "Wow. That actually does sound really good."
Roger: "Yeah. I'd like that too."
Roger: "It was... there's no word to describe it. Schmooblydong? That's not it, but it's close. Let--let me try and put it in terms you can understand. Imagine being high at a Rusted Root concert while two dudes take you on in a sun-baked porta-john."
Hayley: "Wow. That actually does sound really good."
Roger: "Yeah. I'd like that too."
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A word, meant to screw up cashiers that work at drive-thru windows in fast-food restaurants, that is supposed to represent a mysterious food item on a menu.
Customer: Can I have one large fry, a large coke, and a Schmoogly Schmoo?
Cashier: Sorry, a what?
Customer: One large Coke, a large fry, and one Schmoogly Schmoo.
Cashier: Sorry, can you repeat the last item?
Customer: Oh, yeah, one Schmoogly Schmoo.
Cashier: Okay... *feels confused due to the fact that clearly she/he is the one with the hearing problem*
*cashier proceeds to insert a mystery item into the bag/register that sounds similar to the phrase "Schmoogly Schmoo"*
Cashier: Sorry, a what?
Customer: One large Coke, a large fry, and one Schmoogly Schmoo.
Cashier: Sorry, can you repeat the last item?
Customer: Oh, yeah, one Schmoogly Schmoo.
Cashier: Okay... *feels confused due to the fact that clearly she/he is the one with the hearing problem*
*cashier proceeds to insert a mystery item into the bag/register that sounds similar to the phrase "Schmoogly Schmoo"*
by beebsington April 26, 2010
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Always remember that schmoopy will forever love his little schmooplette.
Always remember that schmoopy will forever love his little schmooplette.
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To go out with somebody at a party, but without staying with him/her for a long time. May be a synonym of fucking.
Last night I've schmoffed Chritina
by fraktal August 29, 2008
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