schmagma

an unsavory byproduct, usually produced by or on a part of the human body

I was preparing to go down, but was deterred by the schmagma I found.

by Jaytex March 11, 2003

schmegma

all the dry cum, pee, and any other opjects that get stuck in the extra skin in a uncircumsized penis

you got to clean your schmegma or no girls will like you

by nick the masterchief April 18, 2006

schmagma

A term for a guy's jizz. Magma (volcanic flow from eruption) from the schmag (cock). Get it?

Dick laughed as Sally's face was blasted with his schmagma.

by Jeff January 11, 2004

schmegmatism

The release of schmegma during a female orgasm. Much like a male's ejaculation.

When Dick was going down on Jane she had a schmegmatism.

by Ryan March 18, 2004

Kappa Schmagma

A nick name given to a particular group of fraternity brothers who resemble large quantities of schmagma based on their behavior and general male debauchery.

Wow, the Kappa Schmagmas are really just dicks sometimes. They best fix their face before I throw hands.

by naughty chick May 13, 2008

schmegma

a rotten milk like substance that forms under and or around a uncircumsized penis

"will you please lick the schmegma off my obese crotch"

by YOUR MOMS FAT CROTCh August 15, 2003

schmegma

Crustal formations around the peenieacaitlin&arielle

Please scrape that schmegma off of ur peenie!!

by ms sheperoni March 9, 2003