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schmiggles

alec hurt himself and said 'schmiggles'
by james January 15, 2004
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Shmiggle Shmuggle Doo Doo Balls

occurs when you fuck a dumb bitch in the ass and after you bust she proceeds to shit on you due to loss valve control and you get it all over your balls.
SHMIGGLE SHMUGGLE! DOO DOO ON MY BALLS!

that dumb ass bitch fucking shit on my balls! im bout to knock her stupid ass out!

that prostitute gave me some unpleasant shmiggle shmuggle doo doo balls!
by Kayliz April 26, 2009
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Schmigglebauffen

Schmigglebauffen (sh-migg-ul-bauf-in) German
-Noun

Describes an incredible girlfriend who never ceases to amaze her boyfriend. She is always there for him and always gives him a smile. He never wants to leave her. She is so sexy she makes Robert crazy. Her cuteness is un-definable, and will not be defined in this definition, although, it is cuter than her boyfriends. He loves her more than anything.
"Wow, I hope my Schmigglebauffen is looking at this"
by K3rmitdafrg December 14, 2009
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Schmeeglepuffin

A popluar German tv show for children.

-They are basically German Telitubbies.

--They look mostly like colorful. awkward, fat, teddy bears.

A nick-name for little girls.
Oh, Liz, you are such cute little schmeeglepuffin.
by I'mserious September 1, 2009
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Schingles

When you are getting a blowjob from a girl and you stick your big toe into her vagina
Yo, she was givin me some good head so I just pulled a schingles on her
by Jr10103 March 11, 2010
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Schmegle

Man Hayden has a schmegle!
by BigDickGriff February 19, 2017
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schmickle

Used to rejoice or used as a curse. Can only be uttered by a resurrected John Lennon of supergroup, The Beatles...
"Heavens Crap! Can you imagine that? Ohhh... Schmickles!"
by The Admiral November 13, 2003
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