Schmid-E

Is a DJ who will one day save the world through music. To know him is to love him.

Did you hear that last set by DJ Schmid-E? I think I will go kiss a kitten and paint a masterpiece now...

by .keli. December 16, 2008

Schmidgall

1) A family of funloving people

2) An insult for having to much crap.

Wow thats a pretty schmidgall yard.

by KRS11 August 2, 2008

schmiddle

the hole in the doughnut and baggles

doughnut holes are the missing schmiddle in doughnuts

by big zeus March 6, 2009

schmidge

Originating from a host in southwest Ohio who is legendary for altering the English language, this term is most often used in an office setting and means "a little bit," or "basic."

My co-worker needs a schmidge of help figuring out what he is doing.

Boss to Subordinate: Please give John a schmidge of help so he doesn't create bigger problems than he already has.

Originator to Co-worker: Bill, I'm somewhat lost, as usual. I could really use a schmidge of help figuring things out.

by Disgruntled in the Office July 22, 2011

Schmidtting

The act or process of holding in a giant crap or diarrhea while performing an activity or in a situation that places you far from a bathroom or any other place of relief.

Man, I was schmidtting so hard today when i was in a meeting with my boss

by Hot and Spicy man October 2, 2011

Kimberly Schmidt

A flirt; a tease.

I thought I would get with that girl last night, but it turns out that she's a Kimberly Schmidt!

by zackalite April 23, 2011

Santorini Schmidt

"Santorini Schmidt" verb, the act of having sex on a rooftop in Santorini, amongst the lovely scenery. However, the condom breaks, leading to a pregnancy scare. But not really caring, since your on spring break in Santorini with your boys.

While I was on spring break in Santorini, I had sex with a girl on the rooftop looking out at the lovely scenery. During my post sex cig, I almost lost my gerald when I realized the condom broke. However the more I thought about it the less I cared, I'm in Santorini with the boys. It will work itself out
That's a crazy Santorini Schmidt, man

by To ph August 14, 2015