Schmingled

Schmingled is a term used in gaming mostly. It’s when someone is cracked out / off their head. Maybe the schmingled person has had a few energy drinks and now they’re playing crazily. For example in Call of Duty they might be flying around the map just taking heads.

“Wow that kid is schmingled bro. Look how badly he wants this win!”

by El Smacko May 23, 2019

Scangles Theory

The formula to prove that a circle, square and two right triangles are the same thing.
90(4s)=360c=90(2t)+45a

The Scangles Theory is to prove that one circle, one square and two right triangles are the exact same thing. Geometry really is a mess

by ReigningChaos December 18, 2019

schmungle

The act of beating your significant other with a wet paper bag full of meat.

Oh fuck yeah baby, you schmungle me so good!

If my wife talks back again, I'll schmungle her.

by skinnyalienboy January 25, 2020

Schmiggles

A rare substance found only in the land of Schmi-7, of the Brass Universe. A common fight is fought between the two deities of this land for this rare substance, which caused the downfall of this planet and made it uninhabitable.

Did you hear about how the Schmiggles caused the downfall of Schmi-7?

by Coruscare October 27, 2020

Scheangler

-noun-

someone who always messes up. He‘s the guy, who not only misses deadlines, lets the pasta water boil over or spills his beer all over your lap, but he is just totally bananas.. simply a Scheangler! sometimes you even think he is doing it on purpose.

can be also used as a verb:
scheangeln or rumscheangeln

A. „Hey guys, here‘s the beer! Ohh!“

*drops beer
B. „Heast, you Scheangler!“
or
A. „Oh no, I missed my assignement deadline.“
B. „Heast, what do you always scheangel herum?“

by thescheangler November 11, 2020

Schmongler

A small, flaccid, Caucasian penis

Zack, it's your shot, put away that Schmongler

by GarytheTerry69420 August 21, 2021

schmangeezled

i'm absolutely crazed, baked, stoned, high, so so high

dude i'm totally schmangeezled right now

by queefchumbo March 2, 2022