schoffing

Schoffing is an infinitive verb usually associated with groups of men sitting together in a public area watching other people go about their daily business while their wives are shopping.

Abdul and Asad spent the entire afternoon schoffing, while drinking mint tea in front of the local cafe.

by Cruising through time April 14, 2017

Schluking

Getting so drunk you fall asleep on toilet while peeing, pooping, and/or puking.

He got so drunk at the Macklemore concert he spent the whole night schluking.

by BGV92 October 24, 2019

Scuffing the china

Skidding up the toilet pan, leaving a trail of faeces on the toilet porcelain.

“Bruv, I swear, he had proper o.c.d! He said if I was having a poo, to make sure I used the loo brush! Ha! I done a massive dump and left a big skid down the back of his throne! He’ll ban me from his gaff for scuffing the China! It stank! Then I left.”

by Nuphagus November 20, 2019

Scuffing

Another way of saying flicking the bean
Female masturbation

“Hey, what are you doing?”
“Oh nothing, just scuffing”

by Scuffer69 May 6, 2021

Shloffing

Another word for sleep. As used within an Italian family.

Where’s Angela it’s still early. Is she already shloffing?

by AngieNiko426 April 16, 2022

Schlucking

Schlucking either refers to a girl masturbating
Or
Being really good at sucking a dick

"Bro I met this girl and she was schlucking me off so hard"
"My girlfriend schlucked for me last night"

by Sukuna’sWife November 20, 2022

schlumping

Schlumping is what happens when the structure of an object, or theoretically a person or animal, partially collapses, resulting in an awkward lean or tilt.

Schlumping was used to describe the state of Mr. Bix's borphin in the Dr. Suess book "did I ever tell you how luck you are".

Every morning at six Mr. Bix wakes up because he has a borphin to fix. His borphin is schlumping and he must unschlump it before the next night.

by bob_johnson September 20, 2024