heavily schlonged

a male who possesses a larger-than-average sized penis and who is adept at wielding it.

Shawna is walking funny today because her new boyfriend is heavily schlonged.

by Madame Hyde February 26, 2011

Schloopy

A half erected penis, so that it's hard but has a slight bend or curve to it. Also can be used as an insult to Asians.

Example 1: That girl wasn't too hot, so i got a schloopy.
Example 2:
Dude: Holy shit you're such a fucking schloopy
Asian: WAA!

by yanoboner July 7, 2010

Schloozenberger

A 'Schloozenberger' is a total loser. (=100x more than a standard loser) Sometimes also referred to as a 'Schlooze'.

See you later Schloozenberger!
That guy from sales is the biggest Schloozenberger ever!
Your'e such a Schlooze!

by tomlonat February 18, 2011

schlogeling

Aimlessly and uncomfortably "being" with no particular purpose.

Everyone was in a hurry to get to work but Professor Bittner was just schlogeling at his own pace.

by SR914 June 3, 2016

Schlooty

An adjective for a non-slutty person pretending to be slutty.

She looks schlooty in that dress.

by BenBenPCP June 15, 2019

Schloofendonger

When two furries have sex with squirrels (furry Whores)

Look at those 2 repulsive Schloofendongers over there.

by I_Have_An_Extremely_Large_PP September 17, 2019

Schloopy

To slap a titty.

She was riding me, I gave her a schloopy. She never saw it coming.

by MrFuxsWell December 7, 2019