shlonkerburg

To fart really loud and vomit right after.

“Holy mackafoodle! I pulled a shlonkerburg,get me some napkins Bob!”

by that_nice_writer January 18, 2021

Schlonger

The next step up from a ‘Schlong’, where you’re granted the ability to be scientifically defined as a tripod.

He told me he was big, but I wasn’t expecting him to have a schlonger! I don’t know if I can handle it!

by TheDukeofDic March 18, 2021

schlonkarp

Someone who is too stupid to know what "schlonkarp" means.

Me: "You fucking schlonkarp"
Schlonkarp: "What the fuck is a schlonkarp"
Me: "Look it up"
Schlonkarp: "ok"
Schlonkarp: *dies from epic roast*

by absurdf March 29, 2021

Schpoinked

To be extremely high from smoking cannabis.

This blunt you rolled made me way to schpoinked man.

by Doomslayer618 December 22, 2021

Schpoinked

To be extremely high from smoking or eating cannabis that you become uncomfortable with the thought of becoming higher.

Man that blunt you rolled made me way too schpoinked.

by Doomslayer618 December 22, 2021

shlinker

A person whom trains, befriends, and becomes a loyal companion to dogs.

My Shlink's love's me as her shlinker, because we are best friends.

by anonymous February 25, 2022

Shploinkers

A term that has many meanings. It can be used however you want.

"No Shploinkers?"
"Yo what's up Fred, Got any Shploinkers?"

by Traquavian Funglebopper April 13, 2022