schime

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1 : to steal 2 : take without permission or authorization

I didn't have enough money to buy the "They Live" DVD so I am going to schime it.

by Skippy Chi November 14, 2013

Schlieffen Plan

Kissing a girl on the lips and slowly kissing lower and lower until you get to the pussy. For all you World War I buffs, if you get stopped outside the border its the First Battle of the Marne. If she quoefes, it is the Battle of the Ypres.

I was goin down on my gal usin the Schlieffen Plan.

by J Faust February 9, 2005

Schlimmbesserung

Worse betterment usually referring to inventions that our society has no use for.

Schlimmbesserung is a weird word to use in a sentence.

by Snappy Zappy July 21, 2006

schlieffen

This word can be used as a substitution of "stuff" or a less vulgar term for "shit". It is scientifically proven that 87% of Americans find schlieffen to be more "fun" to say". Also, "Schlieffentag".

Now that's just a load o' schlieffen.

AH KAN' BUH-LEEEEE' DAT SCHLIEFFEN!

by John Foppe August 14, 2003

Schlimpy

1. First name of the King of the magic pixies, who has killed many-a-shoe with his magic buttons. He gave the name 'Yeffince' to the famous explorer.
2. Noun which originates from a forced labour camp on the moon. Used commonly (cough, cough) to describe small people.

"I'm sorry, Schlimpy, but your pixie magic won't work on me."
"Schlimpy, you're very... small. VERY small. You're a teeny, tiny... thing."

by Yeffin, master of rice October 7, 2005

Schimeezle

One whos knowledge surpasses all. A learned human in the ways of the lord. Makes other feel inferior to their peers unknowingly due to a high functioning mind.

To be greater, better, faster, and wiser than anyone.

Dude, you are such a Schimeezle

Call Schimeezle, I'm sure he knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie-pop.

Shimeezle got a 97... what a bitch.

by winchestertonfeildville April 23, 2009

schliver

a fragment of any substance that will always be more and better than a sliver of that same substance.

Man, don't just give me a sliver of cake, I want a SCHLIVER!!!

by Ducky House June 28, 2010