Schlemp

A dickass

Sean Mclaughlin is such a fucking schlemp dude. He's the kind of guy to carry around a pocket constitution just to feel smug.

by Ryles234 November 15, 2018

schleeps

sh-leep-s
a ganja cigarette that is smoked at least 30 minutes before you go to sleep. this is so that the buzz will make you fall asleep and stay a little bit stoned when you wake up, so that the morning spliff can be fully enjoyed

"Hey man wana save a Schleeps joint off this bag"
"Yeah man put me right to sleep"

by connorbag April 30, 2006

Schlep

The thick chunk of fecal matter that inexplicably remains stuck to the inside of one's thigh after a bad bout of diarrhea. Typically necessitates a shower, or, at the least, a new pair of underwear.

"You guys fuck or what, bro?"
"Fucking hell, man. She wanted to eat my ass, so I went to the bathroom to clean up. I used three rolls of paper, and as soon as I stood up, I felt a huge chunk of schlep down there."
"Hahaha, fuck man. What did you do?'
"I told her I was gay and left."

by David Acetay March 15, 2019

schlep rock

A schlep rock is someone who is posing as a person of power, but in reality has none. Often occurs with younger, naive smart-ass types.

"That John kid is such a dick. He thinks he's the shit, but he's just a fuckin' schlep rock."

by Anonymous April 14, 2003

schleptop

An old, outdated and brick-like laptop computer

Man, get rid of that 486 schleptop!

by k3v1nl.1984 June 10, 2007

Schleppe

A nickname given to a familiar and like-minded random friend that is the epitome of awesome.

‘’Hey Schleppe! How was your night?’’
‘’OMG It was soooo bad Schleppe!! I got SO drunk I told everyone about some embarrassing 'in the moment' encounters between me and the ex.. I know i'll never hear the end of it’’
‘’Oh Schleppe hahaha’’

by mzdali February 20, 2012

schleprock

A guy who breaks everything he gets his hands on

Joe: Richie crashed my computer

Mike: again? He's such a SCHLEPROCK!

by Tiltied August 8, 2020