Schlüffen

Verb in Yiddish or German, to take a cat nap in the middle of the day, even at work.

Follow my advice. Gei schlüffen in your office, see how your boss will react.

by Sexydimma March 12, 2022

Schlefstein

Last name for the most interesting people in the world. Usually very well endowed.

If you know a Schlefstein, they are a light on your life.

“I heard you’re talking to a Schlefstein? Don’t fuck it up, he’s a catch”

by IStreamtit January 13, 2022

Salty Schaeffer

using your or someone else's jizz for shaving cream and then shaving.

Man! That guy could really use a salty schaeffer.

by Clevelandsteamer? March 22, 2011

If schleife

ein scheinbar unlösbares problem, eine situation aus der man nicht mehr herauskommt.
Stammt aus der Sprache der programmierer. If schleifen existieren nähmlich überhaupt nicht,es gibt nur eine if abfrage. Wenn man sich in einer if schleife befindet, weiß man also das man sich auf dem Holzweg befindet,

Kannst du mir mal helfen? Ich glaube ich stecke in einer If schleife !

by Ravendave447 July 7, 2020

schleifer

a family of six including a set of twins and a animal of some sort. Never has food in the cupboards and has strange ways of entertaining their pet. Love these people.

"Lets go to the schleifer house" "You mean the yellow one?"

by squasqua August 12, 2009

Sergeant Schweff

Sergeant Schweff refers to a specific type of schweff - one who not only attempts to chat up women but also men. This is not in a homosexual manner, it is merely to better his social situation and 'network'.

Guy 1: Why is Sam being so nice to Tim?

Guy 2: 'Cos he's Sergeant Schweff - he's trying to be his best friend

Guy 1: Ohhhhh.

by Stodleh March 14, 2010

schluffer

a lazy, unmotivated person.
Someone who takes the easy way out of everything.
a pointless, directionless, good for nothing.

Anna skipped out on biking again today for no apparent reason. What a schluffer.

by Mike Early May 12, 2006