schlactered

Getting wasted from booze beyond belief

I was drinkin so much, I got completely SCHLACTERED

by mrplowthatsmyname July 1, 2008

Schlampemann

German for "A heroically slutty man".

I'm so ugly that, if it weren't for Schlampemann, I wouldn't have gotten play for 2 full years!!!

by Toni Mac August 5, 2007

Schlampe

pronounced shlampa, it means slut in German

German dude 1. Sie ist ein Schlampe?
German dude 2. Oh ja, Große Zeit

by Greasy Dicc April 5, 2018

Guten Tag meine Schlampe

A formal and overall polite way to greet a woman (or a group of woman by adding an 'n' to the end of Schlampe) in German. Literally means 'Good day my Lady.'

Ex.1

Jonny is walking to school. He sees a romantic interest talking to a group of her friends, and wants to gain her attention. As he walks past, he shouts, "Guten Tag meine Schlampen!"

Ex.2

Robert is looking to get a raise from his boss. Hoping to impress his superior, he greets his female boss by saying "Guten Tag meine Schlampe!"

by PossumCuber November 19, 2010

Schlacker

A girl at my school with the last name schlack sucked an upper classmans wang and was given the nickname schlackemoff.
Schlacker refers to one who sucks wang.
It can be used as an insult to anyone who swings on someone elses nuts.

OMG OMG, kristina sucked dereks wang.
What a schlacker...

Kohl totally pissed me off today by being at school.
What a fucking schlacker.

by GH REP July 18, 2004

Schlapped

To feel heavy effects of nicotine use, such as sweating, lightheadedness, dizziness and euphoria.

"Man that stogie got me soooo schlapped!!!"

by Mr.Sassafras May 17, 2016

Schlapp

The act and sound of spanking someone's bottom with a magazine.

Stormy Daniels schlapped Donald Trump with a copy of Forbes magazine with his picture on the cover.

by mentholate January 27, 2018