schmapper

a rapper who thinks hes really good at rapping but sucks at rapping

a guy who sucks at rap is called a schmapper

by marcel roberge March 4, 2007

schlappay

the sound made when a man's genetalia hit his leg.

also the sound of a man masturbating.

also refrence to aman's penis.

"I can hear Joe's schlappay from the other room!"
"My schlappay is huge!"
"I like the schlappay feeling of my cock on my leg!"

by flsdhkafhodighakljd asfdsdafg February 10, 2008

schlipfed

A supposed temporary layoff that immediately becomes permanent.

Wow, did you hear about Dave? He was schlipfed.

by Cadenator April 2, 2011

Schlanted

fucked up or high

Person 1: "how you doing man"
Person 2: "Bitch I'm SCHLANTED

by sadboynate August 28, 2018

Schlatted

When you get scammed by an exit scam

yo bro tons of people are getting schlatted because of cryptocurrency's

by LittleBoilysol May 11, 2019

Schlampe

Schlampe is the German word for slut or bitch used as a description for female behavior. As you can read in the following two examples there can be slighty different meanings when using the noun Schlampe.

Example 1:
Guy 1: Hast du sie gefickt? (Did you fuck her?)
Guy2 : Ja mann! So eine Schlampe. (Yes dude! What a slut.)
Guy 1: Voll die Schlampe! (Yes, indeed she's a slut)

Example 2:
Guy 1: Hast du sie gefickt? (Did she fuckin' ride you until you exploded deep inside her)
Guy 2: Nein, leider nicht. (No, unfortunately not)
Guy 1: So eine Schlampe, alter. (What a bitch, dude)
Guy 2: Ja mann. (You're right)

by Slut Rights Activist February 4, 2020

Schlomped

When you get absolutely shit on, fucked, or destroyed in any context. Most usually in a game or sport

Damn dude, a 3 stock? This kid getting Schlomped on!

by Jake 🅱️Aul February 27, 2021