Schlampe

A woman who flaunts her self.

Jodie : Sabina you're such a SCHLAMPE!
Sabina: I get it from you my SCHLAMPE!

by jodilicious September 11, 2009

schlapped

basically getting slapped, or pwned, red marked, merked, owned, pizzowned...you got the picture.

JJ: hey nava, what did you get on your APES test?
Nava: 52
JJ: even with the 12 point curve?
nava:.....yes.....
JJ: oh....you got schlapped!

by JJballer May 31, 2009

Schlagle

the act of performing anal sex on a constipated person

I totally performed a schlagle on her last night. It was.... weird

by thejwitness July 18, 2009

Schlumper

A guy who puts something in his ass while cumming on a chick.

Dude, did u just put a candle up yur ass while u were cumming on me?

by schlumpmaster September 6, 2003

Schlamp

To schlamp someone: this is some where in between a slap and a punch (also known as to "lamp"). this is where the fist grazes across the face/ body part.

Stop poking me or I'll schlamp you!

by Joobe November 11, 2007

Schlamme

For those who follow the show, "Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip."

The feeling of semi-annoyance that the show left with a cliff-hanger ending. Created because the first producer's last name is Schlamme. Which common sense can connect to "Lame". If used when not referring to the show, then the word is a contraction of "That shit is lame."

ADj. Expressing dislike or disapproval for a situation or outcome.

"You can't give me b-12, i'm pregnant"*-Fade to black* *Credits*

Viewer- "Schlamme! another cliffhanger ending."

Person 1- I got into a car crash.
Person 2- "Schlamme!"

by Rex Victor January 28, 2007

schlumped

Crouched over in an old ass fashion

That dude was so drunk he schlumped over

by Spazzydizzle March 19, 2014