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schlingin

a verb, used with context clues in place of any other verb.
if correctly implemented into your daily vocabulary, the use of "schlingin" makes you sound sophisticated, yet down with the urban lingo.
"Damn, they've been at the bar schlingin' (substituted for drinking) for hours! They're so schlingin' (fucking) drunk! But, not drunk enough to go schlingin' (sleeping) with random strangers. Although, the bartender was schlingin' (hooking up) you with drinks...maybe he'll take ya for a schling (ride) in his ferrari!"

*Note: schlingin' may be used in other contexts, as illustrated with the "schling" example.

And, "schlung" refers to being drunk, meaning the same as "throwed!"

..."nukka, i'm schlung!"
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Schellering

adj. to be in a panicky meltdown; to be nervous and stressed while breaking down
He was schellering when he was looking for his homework for English class.
by Undefined101 April 2, 2009
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Scheming season

Also known as scheming szn, and can also be referred to as Fielding season. Scheming season starts around late May- June, soon after cuffing season is over. Scheming season is basically when large amounts of couples break up, likely so they can scheme a.k.a get with other people over the summer months. Everyone wants to be in a secure relationship during the cold months and have someone for Christmas, Valentine’s Day, etc... but as soon as the summer season hits, it’s scheming szn and everyone wants to party and hook up with people.
“Dude did you hear that Matt broke up with Emily?”
“Yeah dude, I saw it coming; it’s scheming szn”

Cuffing Season is the time of year when people couple off to combat the cold and loneliness. When parsed down, it is simply a social construct, partly manufactured from holiday stress and partly biological, that pushes single people into relationships for the winter months. Scheming season is quite literally the opposite of cuffing season, that winter impulse to snuggle up with someone indoors.

Scheming season is the time from late May to early September during which people like to keep it cool and play to field.
by AK47! June 21, 2019
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scheifing

scheifer is shitting in ones ear for pleasure. It's not very common but some people (mainly faggots and kenny) do this sort of stuff. Old people from Russia do this constantly. It is a tradition amongst their people and heritage. But all of the people in America (besides kenny) think that stuff is gross but funny.
1. Hello old russian lady...do you wanna have a scheifing party?

2. Kenny just got scheifed by his mom.

3. Josh just got scheifed violently by his cat.
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Schelin

Schelin- when you have to awkwardly leave the bedroom to use the bathroom.
My girlfriend was disappointed that I Schelined her last night.
by BO2 February 19, 2015
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Curt Schilling

I heard Jim was so rough on Amy that he gave her a Curt Schilling
by bigdog23 April 15, 2009
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Curt Schilling

by Anonymous February 18, 2005
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