ASS SLAPPING APRIL is the month where you need to slap someone’s ass at lest ones a week but it’s only for the guys who lost NNN
by Shag you November 26, 2020
Get the Ass slapping April mug.Bob spent several hours in the bathroom Man Scaping so that he was ready for his big date.
'Hey dude we still hitting the clubs on Saturday night?'
'Yeah but i gotta man scape abit first, it's like a jungle down there!'
'Hey dude we still hitting the clubs on Saturday night?'
'Yeah but i gotta man scape abit first, it's like a jungle down there!'
by OaksUleh July 29, 2009
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To masturbate vigorously.
Friend 1 : "Hey, why weren't you out last night?"
Friend 2: "Sorry, I was slapping the Black Man's knee.
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by SwigglesMcGiggles April 7, 2015
Get the slapping the black man's knee mug.Reselling tickets for a profit. When done on an individual level, this is often considered illegal, but when it's a company catering to rich people, somehow that makes it o.k. for them to buy up all the tickets and then scalp them. Here is how a ticket company delicately explains what they do:
"The box office is the original source for tickets. Tickets out of the box office are sold at “face value”. If available, tickets out of the box office are generally less expensive, but the seat selection may be severely limited. If you are unable to obtain the tickets you want through the box office, and you are willing to pay above the face value for tickets, we can help you get the seats you are looking for.
Many people use our services because the official box office no longer has the type of seats they want.
It is important for the customer to understand that we are an independent agency that buys and resells event tickets on the secondary market. We apply a service charge to each ticket that we sell, so the price printed on the ticket will generally not be our selling price. Since our tickets are sold on the secondary market, our prices are determined by the "market value", which is based on supply and demand. The “market value” can be substantially higher than the “face value” of the ticket. Please remember that in most cases we have to pay quite a bit over the "face value" for the tickets that we offer for sale."
"The box office is the original source for tickets. Tickets out of the box office are sold at “face value”. If available, tickets out of the box office are generally less expensive, but the seat selection may be severely limited. If you are unable to obtain the tickets you want through the box office, and you are willing to pay above the face value for tickets, we can help you get the seats you are looking for.
Many people use our services because the official box office no longer has the type of seats they want.
It is important for the customer to understand that we are an independent agency that buys and resells event tickets on the secondary market. We apply a service charge to each ticket that we sell, so the price printed on the ticket will generally not be our selling price. Since our tickets are sold on the secondary market, our prices are determined by the "market value", which is based on supply and demand. The “market value” can be substantially higher than the “face value” of the ticket. Please remember that in most cases we have to pay quite a bit over the "face value" for the tickets that we offer for sale."
That damn ticket broker bought up all the tickets and now they're scalping them at triple face value, but my homie got his ass busted just because he had an extra ticket and tried to recoup what he paid for it. Why is it that when the broker does it, it's legal? That's some shit.
by JonnyR July 14, 2006
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by mikedroz March 10, 2009
Get the Snapping the radish mug.To take a prime work shift and then sell it to another worker, thus earning income without having to work.
Jon-Mark: I picked up 7-10 phones shift everyday for the entire week, and then sold them to Zeina for $3 an hour. I made money without showing up to work by shift scalping!
by dhe@fas February 9, 2009
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