scanortch

Strong odor producing vagina. Fishy, fecal, sour, smelling vagina. Usually containing multiple STD's. Intercourse texture is that of a bucket of water.

Anyone who came within 5 feet of Gina would agree she needed to clean her scanortch.

by Esteban Rios September 20, 2008

scanyonaero

The act of squatting and defaecating on a woman's genitalia. Can be administered by a man or woman.

The 's' is taken from 'scat' as in 'scat porn'. Canyon meaning a loose vagina and 'airo' is the aerodynamic position the donor squats in to deliver the scanyonairo.

After giving Emerald the scanyonaero, Benny threw her a towel and said 'clean yourself up or I will punch you in the ovaries'.

by Ratzoli January 14, 2008

scannelled

To be shut down or "served" in a confrontation; especially one with the confrontee getting unreasonably excommunicated and laughed at.

Devon- Ben, Fender MADE Squier!

Ben- Haha, Devon, you are so funny and much cooler than me.

Devon- Ya, I know. You're pretty uncool.

The Hunter- Your silence would be greatly appreciated.

Scannell- Excuse me, Hunter?

((cue wrath))
Scannell- Please move past the furious dragons and over the hot coals to your new home.

The Hunter- Again?

by Devon February 27, 2005

scannering

The action of listing to a police scanner and reporting it to others.

yo dude u scannering tonight?

by shebnightscanner April 11, 2012

Stanonamous

suffix. adj. - any object having superior attributes to its root

ex. hafes- not so good... hafestanonamous- unbelieveable

by Mark Falcon April 26, 2007

scavone

The act of projectile shitting on all four corners of a portapotty or Denny's bathroom.

After eating a messload of barbeque meat, I scavone'd three plastic houses.

by DerpaDoo June 21, 2013

Scanny

One who holds the authority to declare a sporting event or other activity over, usually in favor of a trip to Safeway.

You're quittin? Come on man, don't pull a Scanny!

by DaUMp April 9, 2004