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Jacob Sartorious

"OMG stop singing, it sounds like Jacob Sartorious..."
by Sexy Doreen June 19, 2016
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jacob sartorius

A mediocre teenage white male that says corny things that teenage girls love and adore and makes musical.ly's but is stiff in all of them and appears at magcon singing ABCs to teenage girls while they're singing along.
"Give me an example of mediocre."
"Jacob Sartorius."
by cardib June 3, 2016
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natorious phanfictions

The meaning of natorious phanfictions is the collective of a group of -story's- backing themselves around the lives of YouTube personalities Dan Howell (Danisnotonfire) and PHIL Lester (AmazingPhil).

This collection is vast but a few of these Phanfics are:

- The hat fic

- The cherry fic

- The skin fic

- The Chair fic
Tim: Hey did you read one of those natorious phanfictions I told you about with the snake?

Bob: Man what is wrong with you! that was the sickest thing I've ever read.
by mushroom_the_man123 January 1, 2017
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jacob sartorius

an ugly 13 year old butthole with 5.2 million followers on musical.ly
jacob sartorius also goes by jacob saggy tits, jacob salty tits, and/or jacob sar-clitoris
by maryy327 July 24, 2016
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Jacob Sartorious

A kid I feel bad for. He gets so much hate but then he's got fucking emotional teens all over him. And he doesn't do anything to help himself. You can roast him so easy, overall a kid who needs a wake up call and some serious seclusion from fame
Jacob Sartorious is doing body rolls again.
by Ronaldo_the_fox June 14, 2017
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Jacob Sartorius

A thirteen year old fuckboy who is famous for absolutely nothing. Jacob is known for being an extra in Magcon, posting cringey musicallys and using cheesy pick-up lines as captions to "flatter" his prepubescent female viewers, but insult any passers-by. fuckboy gay musically jacob magcon youtube
This guy keeps texting me. He's SUCH a Jacob Sartorius.
by connordolan July 9, 2016
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jacob sartorius

12 year old fuckboy that has no eyebrows or talent
Dude who is that
It's a Jacob Sartorius
by shirelove June 23, 2016
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