Lazuli Saloon

A stool closet. A dump hole. A poo room.

Could you point me to the closest lazuli saloon? I’ve gotta make a deposit at the poo bank and i’m starting to turtle head.

by Bigbetsy1973 May 1, 2022

Sashon

Sashon is a boys name. Sashon’s are normally into sports. At school he is popular and considered good looking. Sashon may not have the highest grades in class but is well capable of being the smartest but he spends a lot of time trying to impress other people and make them laugh which is really sweet. Sashon is great at football and he keeps up with all the trends. He is never alone and always has a cool friend to hang out with. He is popular because of his personality not for making fun of people to make others laugh. He has a great personality but sometimes he can be known to hang out with the wrong crowd. Sashons are devoted to sports and have so much potential but a person like him just needs to find the right key to unlock his mind.

Person e.g Chloe-did you see that boy sashon he is so peng

Person e.g Annie- well back up coz he told me he doesn’t like you person e.g Chloe- the sashon doesn’t like me but he’s so cool

by Certi_kinnggzzzz December 21, 2018

Samsoon

a half joint. a mood fixer. half length of a normal cigarette and usually as thick. wether its leftover or newly made. as long as its a half or less then a half to somewhere more than one puff.

"dude! i wish i had a samsoon before going to work today!"

1st guy:"is there any left from last night ?"
2nd guy:"just a samsoon i think.."

by bigM101 December 12, 2011

sagoons

Goons from Something Awful

CgiBinLaden, Tom, Pipebomb, Kritsy, Batkiwi,

by Tom December 10, 2003

Samoonth

Use interchangably for pretty much any fucking word you want.

Samoonth me the remote cunthole. Or Don't samoonth at me cunthole.

by Mother July 29, 2003

Playing the ragtime standard at the old west saloon

When a man performs cunnilingus on a woman experiencing her menstrual flow.

Reggie: So, bobby walks into the her room and finds a certain very well-known rapper playing the RAGTIME standard at the old west saloon on his old lady...

ARVN: Reg, you're bullshiting me. holy niggertron. and what happened then?

Reggie: well, bobby whipped out his cock on lupe ta-do, made like the OK corral, won the gun slinging, and then made like wyatt earp and busted two shots on his ol' lady MAE WEST.

ARVN: no hawaii?

Reggie: no hawaii.

by Mack 10 the knife February 24, 2010

saloon style

a way of doing an alcohol shot, usually whiskey, in which a full shot glass is slid down a bar or table and the person doing the shot grabs the glass just as it's about to fall off the table and shoots it in one seamless motion. Must be done with real glass since the danger of the glass falling and breaking is part of the appeal.

Lindsay was so drunk that she insisted on doing her shot saloon style, but she missed the glass and it shattered on the floor.

by ED1071 April 16, 2008