connie springer

bald

did you see connie springer today?? mann that man is bald af!!

by hisokakys April 10, 2021

Springer, NM

A small town in New Mexico.
Its population is less than 800.
It is where i hope to find me some gangsta niggas.

Person #1- Heyy. Where do you live!?
Person #2- I used to live in Las Vegas, NV.
Now i live in Springer, NM.
Person #1- What do you do there!?
Person #2- Chill with my gangsta niggas.

by peachykeenjillybean May 25, 2009

Jerry Springer Poop

Inspired by the Houdini Poop, this is when you are taking a crap and fart, but do not believe anything has come out ... until you get up and look in the toilet and wonder "Who is the father of that poop?".

Guys, I ‘m concerned, I had a Jerry Springer poop, do you think it’s mine?

by Taiwanese Turd Maestro December 6, 2015

sphinker

A name given to a old child molesteror who enjoys spanking shildren on the arse with a double ender dilido

look at that sphinker using that dildo as a kinkey whip

by doddo August 1, 2007

springer reject

1. somebody who is so visually/mentally heinous that even the godfather of fucked-up wouldn't let them on his show.

'what a springer reject.'

by Jamie December 2, 2003

springers homemade ice cream

An Ice Cream Shop on the New Jersey shore that has been around since Prohibition. With its homemade ice cream, no factories involved, it surpasses any other ice cream company around.

Yo lets go to springers

by Ricardo Diaz April 25, 2005

Sphinger

The finger one uses to scratch ones sphincter.

Would you like to smell my sphinger?

by Anazole September 27, 2014