by NotSamson June 30, 2021
Get the Samson mug.Sampson is an ok guy nothing amazing about him he just normal he's not very strong but not very week and his looks are average but his personalities a different story he cares for people a lot mabye even too much if you are in his life he will risk everything to help you and he deals with stress and depression like anyone else but he doesn't take it out on anyone and if your dating him he is a keeper
Oh hi sampson
by Mr.niceguy123 July 25, 2020
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Oldish man, rides a bike to school with a flashy reflector on it. Makes fun of everyone, gets made fun of. Needs a haircut.
"Did you see Sampson riding his bike to school this morning?"
"No, but I saw some weirdo with a flashy reflector, he really needed a haircut too."
"No, but I saw some weirdo with a flashy reflector, he really needed a haircut too."
by someone really tight April 19, 2005
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Get the Meg Sampson mug.What was said to Thurgood by Sampson in the critically acclaimed and cult status movie, "Half-Baked".
Basically the scene entails Sampson calling Thurgood to set up a meeting with "Mr. Nice Guy", who is the accronym that Thurgood and his friends have decided to use while selling marijuana to bail their friend Kenny out of jail, certainly a movie worth checking out if you havent yet. Hilarious.
Basically the scene entails Sampson calling Thurgood to set up a meeting with "Mr. Nice Guy", who is the accronym that Thurgood and his friends have decided to use while selling marijuana to bail their friend Kenny out of jail, certainly a movie worth checking out if you havent yet. Hilarious.
Thurgood: Whose this?
Sampson: It's Sampson, Smartypants!, put Mr. Nice Guy on the phone!
Thurgood: (pretending to be operator) "Emergency breakthrough", Sampson its Shiela, Mama fell!
Sampson: Shutup bitch!!
You a real nigga now boy, ol green eyes gonna miss ya!
Kenny: Hey girl, you hungry?
Fat, Nasty Black Girl on the street: Fuck you Nigga !!!
Kenny: I'm sorry I was talking to the horse.
Sampson: It's Sampson, Smartypants!, put Mr. Nice Guy on the phone!
Thurgood: (pretending to be operator) "Emergency breakthrough", Sampson its Shiela, Mama fell!
Sampson: Shutup bitch!!
You a real nigga now boy, ol green eyes gonna miss ya!
Kenny: Hey girl, you hungry?
Fat, Nasty Black Girl on the street: Fuck you Nigga !!!
Kenny: I'm sorry I was talking to the horse.
by Apes wearing underwear July 26, 2006
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