A derogatory term for douche bags, sasage poundas, hand jabbs, baby rapers, and generally miserable fu<ks.
You cock suckin' saldone mutha fucka!
by Apartment 202 April 12, 2007
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A regular cat moving or knocking something that seems that a cat couldn't move like a table or tv set
A regular cat moving or knocking something that seems that a cat couldn't move like a table or tv set
I thought I closed the sliding doors enough so the cat couldn't get out, But yet the cat is on the porch!, I dunno we must have a Samson cat.
who knocked over the Tv? Must of been Samson Cat cause no one else was home.
who knocked over the Tv? Must of been Samson Cat cause no one else was home.
by Flynnfam January 2, 2012
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Get the Samson Cortina George mug.First let your sexual partner smoke a bunch of heavy cigarettes, this will improve the dog like moaning later on. In the meantime you shave his/hers whole body. After that, lube your preferred forearm (till just before the elbow) with grease and stick all the shaved hair on your forearm (like a selfmade hand puppet). Next shove the hair lubed forearm, with the distinctive 3 knocks in a row knocking motion (because the bell doesn’t ring) up your partners butthole. Meanwhile spread your thumb and pinky finger and make your partner scream “WHOA WHOA” with a rusty voice like a Belgian hand puppet dog.
Stephan got a Slippery Samson last vacation, he didn’t see that one coming and was pleasantly screaming like a hand puppet dog.
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Get the Slippery Samson mug.did you see that old cougar at the pool? She totally has Samsonite syndrome, all she needs is a handle.
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