Sailing Tee Pee

When someone grabs a roll of toilet paper in between each of their pointer fingers, rolls the vehicle window down, and proceeds to let it 'sail' out from the roll and in to the wind.

Taylor screamed as my sailing tee pee flew in to his face, I told him to roll his window up.

by Krowvin February 20, 2011

You're sailing blud!

What to say to security when they hijack your car in search of drugs

Security* - "Get the F*CK out the car so we can search it you crack 'edz!"

Mandem* - "WTF You're sailing blud!"

by Rosco Wiv A Crossbow May 2, 2009

Sailing Your Boat

There are Different Stages to Sailing Ones Boat.
Similar to the Bases in Baseball.
If you go all the way around the world, well guess what, you've had sex.
The other stages are up to you. You can pretty much make it up and Elaborate as you wish.

"Dude, last night at the dance Eve almost sailed her boat, thank god the Coast Guard was there."

"So, are you sailing your boat this weekend?"
"Ya, but were just going to an Island off the coast"*Wink Wink*

"You Let Your Anchor Up?!?!?! You Slut!"

by Kortney J May 14, 2007

garage sailing

You attach a huge-ass sail to your garage on a windy day and try to
out run the cops.

I wiped out when we went garage sailing and snapped my dick.

by soop-kitchin maneiack August 26, 2003

sailing mishap

from Teen Girl Squad

SAlLING MISHAP

by cheeseguy June 8, 2004

sailing the ship

driving whilst most intoxicated

The bar is closed and I now rely on a more Divine compass, for I am sailing the ship home!

by cap'n joe November 10, 2008

Sailing buddies

Code for friends with benefits. Usually used in front of parents, teachers and peers to hide the truth.

Person 1: Are you and Alice in a relationship

Person 2: Nah, we're just sailing buddies

by Trollmaster919 October 12, 2012