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fuckwit's (more than one fuckwit) 

often heard muttered under the breath of a technical support agent. Usually following a call from either a NUMPTY, MUPPET or CHUMPER.
we are not sat in front of the computer, but we want you to talk us through a technical fix. (you fuckwits)

half a s'more 

When making s'mores and you don't have any chocolate you have only half a s'more
I got the graham crackers and the marshmallows but dammit I forgot the chocolate. I guess we'll have half a s'more.
half a s'more by MunkySox June 3, 2004

Eat's More Chocolate

Cool, Greater in the aspect of what set people are discussing.
Normally used to praise a person.
Earl Eat's More Chocolate than that dude.

Yo, that bitch eats much more chocolate than linda.
This shit is da bomb, it's eatin all the chocolate right now.
Doen gve me dat shit... your eating so little chocolate right now.

Urban posers tend to think it's funny to mock the people using the phrase in a sentence with correct grammar.

ex.
This equation eats quite a lot more chocolate than that algorithm.

You are in the negative chocolate eating area fella.
Eat's More Chocolate by TheMacMasta November 22, 2009

the s'more 

When a guy has sex in a girl in her ass, then with her pussy and cums in it, then squishes it together and licks it
A guy named ed has sex with sarah in her poopy asshole, then puts his poopy dick in her vagina and cums, then proceeds to squish her legs together and lick the s'more
the s'more by Jake Lucas September 21, 2007

Mexican S'more 

Take the girl to taco bell, so that a few hours later she will have diarrhea. When she begins to shit, you fuck her in the ass, and then cum. She then shits on a graham cracker and proceeds to eat it
Tom: "Hey fam, did you tap dat ass yesterday?"
Joey: "Yeah! Trisha and I made a Mexican s'more last night"
Tom: "How did it taste?
Joey: "Shitty, but spicy like taco bell"
Mexican S'more by The Pocket Pussy September 5, 2016

chocolate s'more 

2 black guys with a white chick in the middle. One black guy on his back, the white chick (i.e. the marshmallow) faces him laying on him and the other black guy on top of her. The black guys are the chocolate graham crackers with the white chick as described. Altogether, they look like a real chocolate s'more trying to keep the white marshmallow inside.
My (black) friend and I really want to use her for a chocolate s'more!!!
chocolate s'more by Mr. Propofol December 2, 2016