rumpelstiltskin

A joke played in an office environment where the perpetrator leaves a piece of feces in the break-room refrigerator.

Frank thought it would be funny to pull a rumpelstiltskin on Friday. Now I have to throw out my extra taco bells.

by SweetBill February 11, 2009

Rumpelstiltskin

When a man sticks his pinky in a mature woman's anus to the point of milking her prostate. Also known as Pinky Pumpin.

Thomas was pounding Margaret doggy style when he thought to tickle her fancy by giving her a much needed Rumpelstiltskin.

by MilkinKittens July 3, 2010

Rumpelstiltskin

A cocktail consisting of vodka and Dr. Pepper. It is traditionally served over ice in a juice glass.

Bartender, I'll have a Rumpelstiltskin and a beer.

by SaintArnold December 19, 2010

Rumpelstiltskin

A freaky little gnome dude that is a total perv and who jacks off to dying girls screaming names at him.

Rumpelstiltskin: (wanking) Go on say it
Cinderella: (bleeding) Umm, Eric?
Rumpelstiltskin: (kicks her in the face) NO! Ahhh yeahh... now suck it..

by manyperson August 10, 2009

Coochie reppelent

A thing that gets no pussy no matter the tactic.

Kyle you are such a coochie reppelent. You can't even get your great grandmother's pussy.

by German5225 November 5, 2018

Reverse Rumpelstiltskin

When a man (or sometimes a woman) is eating out the asshole of a man while jerking him off. Once both parties have finished-- the man eating the asshole backs off, and the man who recieved the eating then proceeds to projectile shit all of the man who ate his ass hole, getting it everywhere (including in the mans Mouth).

This is not no be confused with a rumplestiltskin, which is when a man gives another man a blowjob while shitting and then vomits down his ass ( see urbad dictionary Rumplestilskin)

"Dude, you smell like shit! did you get a Reverse Rumpelstiltskin?"

by Loss Prevention Officer2 October 5, 2011

ruppert

A sad boy that has a four head that can have over 9000 jumbo jets land on it

Air control permission to land on A Ruppert

by TheRoaster November 10, 2015