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Tesco Roundabout

the act of swinging a full shopping bag around your penis.
similar to a windmill
Ted: Havent seen you around in a while Dave. You alright?
Dave: I tried to show Julie a Tesco Roundabout and snapped my penis! I've been in hospital for the last month!
Ted: Dude
by Cpt Brownsauce Sandwich February 14, 2010
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Tri-City Roundabout

A Tri-City Roundabout occurs when two men and a woman are engaged in wild, funky sex. The woman is on her hands and knees, doggy style, while taking it in the ass from the first man, behind her, and sucking the dick of the second man, in front of her.

The second man blows his load in her mouth; she swallows it just as the first man cums in her ass. Then, she shits out the combined semen of both men, and they eat it. Thus, a Tri-City Roundabout has occurred.
I was watching a porno last night with a Tri-City roundabout; it makes 'Two Girls, 1 Cup' look like Care Bears.
by Anon123456789876 May 16, 2009
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Roundabout

A fight or argument that never escelates to curse words or physical contact; Never results in hurt feelings or death.
The cold-war between the U.S. and Russia could be considered a roundabout.
by Tod Higgins September 6, 2005
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Harlequin Roundabout

A top quality Newport campsite!

Also, the most badly-used roundabout, ever!
by Babs September 12, 2004
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polish roundabout

When a bitch sucks off multiple men.
Man, my bitch was so drunk last night she gave my dogs a polish roundabout!
by shornballs September 8, 2007
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Roundatard

Someone who is unable to negotiate a roundabout style intersection.
I was stuck behind a roundatard last night for like 10 minutes before they actually pulled out to merge.
by mad_driver October 22, 2009
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Roundabout Noob

Someone who is terrible at everything - especially roundabouts.
"That guy was in the wrong lane! What a roundabout noob..."
by Bob/Jason/Drew/Brittany March 6, 2008
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