Cranial Roadkill

Cranial Roadkill: a ghastly wig, the worst toupee ever created.
“I cannot take a man with such cranial roadkill seriously”
“That wig looks like roadkill. Cranial roadkill
by G Crass February 23, 2024
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Pavement roadkill

When ones old dilapidated underwear finally gives out and falls down in public. This is only an issue if you’re wearing a skirt, dress or kilt. If you choose to step out of it and keep walking you are turning your ancient underwear into pavement roadkill.
by Estella Botha January 18, 2020
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roadkill whore

A trashy girl who gets DP every week, and dresses like A slut.
“Yo, did you see Bryce’s side chick? Something was not right about her.”
“Oh bro, that’s a roadkill whore, he probably picked her up at that one alleyway strip bar in midtown.”
by Sof59bff December 16, 2017
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