resting constipation face

Tucker Carlson's grimaced look every night on Fox News.

Tucker Carlson was interviewing Glenn Greenwald on Fixed Noise with resting constipation face as they both slammed Hillary for sending some email.

by Uncle Joosie June 16, 2018

Resting

A euphemism for masturbation.
wanking

Christian: Shaun, I heard heavy breathing from outside your room when I brought your chicken up so I left it in the kitchen for you.
Shaun: I'll come down and get it in a bit, I was just resting.

by yamazon February 24, 2019

Hostile Resting Face

Also know a HRF. A condition when ones face is in a permanent state of anger, disgust, or irritation when in the resting position. Although this may not reflect the true feelings or attitude of the person, they may appear as unapproachable.

Girl: Mom, why are you so angry, whats wrong??
Mom: Nothing... why?
Dad: Don't you realize your mother has a Hostile Resting Face (HRF)??

Whats wrong with that guy?
Nothing really, he just has a Hostile Resting Face

by J-DiggityDog January 25, 2014

Resting Bitch Voice

A trait where everything someone says comes out as bitchy or sarcastic, regardless of actual intent.

"Is Jacob going to come out with us?"
"I don't know. He said he'd 'love to come, sounds like lots of fun', but it sounded like he was making fun of me with that resting bitch voice of his."

by chefBR January 16, 2016

resting bitchface syndrome

Or R.B.S. is defined as the thousand yard stare and overall uninterested, angry looking gaze that falls upon some women. Usually first diagnosed around age 20 it can both be genetic or influenced by ones environment to where the afflicted appears "bitchy" in absence of a smile.

Barb has a bad case of Resting Bitchface Syndrome

by Nolin Chitwood February 15, 2015

Manual Reset

When one ejaculates, deficates and vomits as a three-step cleansing technique to reboot the body. Generally thought of as a household cure for a hang-over (control, alt, delete).

When all other cures failed, Carl relied on an old fashion manual reset to make it right again.

by Netler February 20, 2011

Factory Reset

When you have diarrhea and vomit simultaneously

I feel so unwell from those tacos. I think I’m going to factory reset

by TherealKT April 22, 2022